Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Iran Speaks

Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad simply cannot abandon his frenzied need to command the world stage. He requires far more than a mere fifteen minutes of fame. It's also infamy that has its fatal attraction for him, for mere fame without hoping to deliver a frisson of dread into the hearts of his detractors and supporters alike, holds no promise for his desired presence as a world figure of great command.

So he awards the world waiting with bated breath with the news that his Allah-led-and-guided country is fulfilling divine commands to become nuclear sufficient. It is no mere idle boast that Iran's nuclear scientists are working overtime to bring the Bushehr nuclear power plant on line; advance is steady and on target. In fact, another 20 such plants are planned for the near horizon.

And those governments which had promised to aid and assist in technically-advanced knowledge and practical support - unnamed, but they know who they are - have been delivered with an ultimatum. Come forward, cap in hand, to deliver what has been promised, however tentatively, or risk the future wrath of Iran's Ayatollah's, grand council, and above all, the majestic denunciation of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Oh, and just incidentally, they're right on track to urging gentle 'suasion on other Middle East countries to finally rid themselves of the "filthy Zionist entity which has reached the end of the line". For Israel, he crows, "...has lost its reason to exist and will sooner or later fall. The ones who still support the criminal Zionists should know that the occupiers' days are numbered. Accept that the life of the Zionists will sooner or later come to an end."

With grand, sweeping eloquence, Ahmadinejad announced that the "final chapter" is in view.

The Arabs of Israel will finally reveal the true agenda of their willingness to remain within the country of Jews, with full rights of citizenship, a significant presence in its Knesset, the opportunity to garner all the freedoms that Israel offers to its citizens, the pleasure of life in a country that rewards initiative and the determination to prosper.

That "agenda" is to be the Trojan horse welcoming "regional nations" to militarily confront and conquer Israel.

However, several Islamic countries must first be excoriated for their disgraceful behaviour in adhering to the Camp David Accords. Egypt, for its role in closing the Rafah border to Gazans. Bahrain and the United Arab Emirates for awarding a prize to the murderer Bush. The Saudis for being indifferent toward the crimes and violations of the infidel Zionists.

Ah, and the ultimate provocation to jihad: "But aren't most of the sensitive centers of the Zionists, of the Americans, and of some European states that support Israel already situated within arms' reach of the Muslims at the four corners of the earth? What human and legal basis can prevent an attack on these centers and people?

"Why must the savage, blood-letting Zionists and Americans be permitted to choose the field of battle as they wish? Why are they permitted to besiege the oppressed Palestinian brothers and sisters and their children, on the land that belongs to that helpless people, and to shoot at them night and day and to massacre them?"

Indeed, why, why, why. Ah, Mahmoud, dear Ahmadinejad, father of your country, inheritor of the mantle of Defender of the Faith, you must persevere in your duties to enthuse and encourage fellow Muslims to acknowledge the conspiracies of the Jews and the Crusaders. Their will to conquest must be broken, and none other than yourself holds the key.

Yes, the world awaits your conquering quest. But first things first.

To finally extinguish Israel's degraded presence in the land of pure Islam, and bring to reality the long-awaited Palestine. And then will the region live in peace and prosperity with one another, aiding and assisting the lesser-blessed among them to achieve material growth and satisfaction and happiness in life.

Just a short skip-and-a-hop to assembling the wrathful armies of Allah and marching determinedly on to recapture Islam's lost footholds in Europe. From Europe, to North America, and the worldwide Caliphate will finally triumph.

Coming soon to a staged theatre-of-war near you.

Labels:

Follow @rheytah Tweet