Tuesday, July 31, 2007

(Relatively) Moderate Islam And The Lunatic Fringe

A Saudi court found three members of the kingdom's religious police, along with a policeman not guilty over the death of a man in their custody, and acquitted them of all charges. The enforcement of a strict Islamic code isn't taken lightly in that 'moderate' country. Members of the Commission for the promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice are authorized to roam the country to ensure no moral blight occurs in the public arena. The man, Ahmad Bulawi, was accused of consorting with a woman not from within his family circle.

Interestingly, it would appear that some members of this administration-approved enforcement secretariat of righteous Islamists dedicated to the purification of Saudi society have been attacked by members of the public frustrated by their incursions into their private lives. May peace be upon them, may they increase in numbers, may they realize success in their mission to normalize their society.

Iraq's governing body has decided to throw in the towel - temporarily, for a summer break. Having reached no consensus on anything meaningful, having been unable to pass any laws, reach out to the public in the hopes of reconciling and reunifying the country, legislators feel they need their holiday, and so be it. They plan to return to business in September - that is, if there is a country left to be administered, in their absence, and the heating up yet again of internecine warfare.

Elsewhere in the region a new breakthrough: the uncovering of new Zionist plots. An Iranian publication has declared the Harry Potter hysteria to represent a global Zionist conspiracy. The ruling mullahs now understand just what has occurred: the infamous Harry Potter series is, in reality "a billion-dollar Zionist project" to fund the evil-doers in their plan to take over the world, and on their way infiltrate and corrupt the minds of vulnerable young Iranians.

Ah, and in Sudan an Arab newspaper published in Saudi Arabia has revealed the ghastly truth, that Jews are responsible for Sudan's Arab-on-Black genocide. None other than the illustrious defense minister of the country has pointed the finger of blame at Jews for the violence and ethnic cleansing in southern Sudan by Jews manipulating and controlling international media and financial markets to benefit "rebel elements" inside Darfur.

No fewer than twenty-four Jewish organizations have been identified, busily campaigning against Sudan, hiding their own dreadful involvement in Darfur, falsely accusing the Sudanese government. The truth is manifestly clear: it is the "Save Darfur Coalition" comprised of 20 American Jewish organizations - not to mention other evil Jewish groups elsewhere located - who are fulminating and organizing and prodding their governments to isolate and blame Sudan.

Misunderstood Sudan. Defensive Sudan. Blameless Sudan.

Thaaat's it for today, folks!

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