Sunday, September 26, 2010

Re-Write the Rules, Chumps!

Staunchly, proudly democratic - hero of the working class of his country, Hugo Chavez feels entitled through his personal sacrifices to be recognized as the saviour of Venezuelans. As such, he should be anointed emperor. But of course this is a title not recognized in a democracy. So head-of-state for life will do, instead. A not-unreasonable recognition of his value to the people. For does he not engage with the downtrodden, and assure them that this is their country and they are entitled to whatever they desire?

With the knowledge that he will continue the good fight on their behalf. Battling the will of an opposition that represents the country's wealthy and class-entitled. It is past time for the Americas to be represented by the kind of revolutionary fervour and dedication that represents the will of the people, the little people, not their oppressors. With good will and dedication to the public weal along with the recognition of the little folk, there is no reason whatever why Venezuelans may not enjoy the firm guiding hand of their beloved president in perpetuity.

It is for this reason and this reason alone, that laws must be altered and the constitution as well, to enable this miraculous and well-deserved dream to become a reality. It helps, considerably, that the media has been convinced it is in their best interests to support the president's party and that the new voting districts and electoral laws have been amended in support of the inevitable. All good things shall come to pass. Those who have proven faithful to their president in the past, have been gifted with costly objects as a demonstration of their president's trust in their vote.

The Unified Socialist Party of Venezuela shall retain its rightful place, uppermost in the thoughts and concerns trust and of the voting public. The opposition will recognize a deservedly difficult chasm in voting equivalence-values between Amazonas and Zulia, for example, but that, after all, is the meaning of power; one makes selective and good use of it, or one faces the reality of losing it. With such a firm grasp on the realities of realpolitik and the uselessness of the opposition's vision for the country, one strikes while the opportunities present themselves.

Viva, Chavez!

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